Sorry for wasting your time and money, but thanks for your money

dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

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cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney’s characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney’s characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

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Whose music has helped you over a breakup?Definitely the ‘N Sync Christmas album [Home for Christmas]. I’m sure that’s helped everyone over a breakup at some point.
What song would you like played at your funeral? I have no idea. Maybe “It’s a Small World” from the ride at Disneyland. It’s such a true statement.
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Whose music has helped you over a breakup?
Definitely the ‘N Sync Christmas album [Home for Christmas]. I’m sure that’s helped everyone over a breakup at some point.

What song would you like played at your funeral?
I have no idea. Maybe “It’s a Small World” from the ride at Disneyland. It’s such a true statement.

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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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sageruto:

daddygenk:

so inconsiderate

i was just talking about this video the other day omfg

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