Sorry for wasting your time and money, but thanks for your money

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

(via pricklylegs)

handsomedogs:

This is my pyrenees puppy nellie, she brings so much happieness and joy to my life!

handsomedogs:

This is my pyrenees puppy nellie, she brings so much happieness and joy to my life!

facts-i-just-made-up:

punchingpatriarchy:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

This is wildly inaccurate, those are wasps you idiot

You try working the word “Wasp” into a cocktail joke, pal.

facts-i-just-made-up:

punchingpatriarchy:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

This is wildly inaccurate, those are wasps you idiot

You try working the word “Wasp” into a cocktail joke, pal.

(Source: sodomies, via fuckloadofquiche)